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Do you feel strangely in touch with your life? Are you in need of a full-blown detachment from so-called reality? Ask your doctor about ZOMBIFY^TM ® ABC.

Granted, ‚Zombify‘ is a neologism; but some maniacs and most schizophrenics deal in neologisms, among other things of course. Unfortunately, we are legally bound to inform you that ZOMBIFY^TM ® ABC may cause neuroleptic malignant syndrome, sedation, amentia, hypotonia, hyperthermia, hypothermia, psychosis, akathisia, tardive dyskinesia, blepharospasm, diabetes as well as various other metabolic syndromes, cardiovascular disease, agranulocytosis, extrapyramidal symptoms, anosognosia, depression, hypomania, somnolence, adynamia, and numerous other disorders, syndromes and diseases never before known to be induced by a single group of pharmaceuticals.

Don’t you just love this medical mumbo-jumbo? We do, naturally, so that you will never know what you might be getting yourself into when popping our little helpers. By the way: Pills are available in uniquely stylish post-Aufklärung hues and cries of red, yellow and blue. And no, ZOMBIFY^TM ® ABC is not addictive, rest assured, not to mention dependence.